Thank you for visiting Dash's
web page. He
is a tiny little green Quaker
parrot. Quakers are
illegal in many states, due
to the myth that they
destroy crops and are a nuisance.
Dash has taught me that although
he is not the size
of a macaw..... he still has
all the regal bearing and
attitude of a much larger bird!
And he can bite ya, too!
He talks very well, in his squeaky
bird voice. He chats with our
other birds, and with
us. He is just as intelligent
and clever as a big parrot.
I hope you enjoy his pictures
and his web page.
Dash's pictures, and his words.....
I am but his slave. :)
This was the guy human slave in my
new home. My
former family said that I did
not like human males.
My new lady servant told me
that her mate didn't like
birds. Obviously, someone
is lying around here!
That sandwich was pretty tasty
by the way.... a lot
better than those pellets!
My new guy slave liked to watch the
Discovery Channel, but
he seemed to get bored quickly, and
fall asleep. I really wanted to
watch The Man Show, but that
lady slave around here has
some idea that it's not appropriate
for birds. Something
about bad words, and chicks
jumping on trampolines.
I'm puzzled as to why chicks
would jump on trampolines,
when they have wings. If I find
out, I'll let you know!
This daughter slave is okay.
She talks to me and lets me sit on her,
and isn't afraid of my Beak
of Death. I hope she is not fooled
that I really love her or anything.....
Never forget that I am QUAKER!!
When you sleep .... I am watching
and waiting..... I am The Raven!!!
My guy slave left one night in 2005,
and never came home. My lady
slave said that he went to the Summerlands.
All I know is that I missed him a lot,
and for two years I didn't want to
come out of my castle and play. Then one
day a new guy slave came over. He was
afraid of us birds for a while, then he
got used to us. I mean... afraid? Of what,
our beaks?! Ha!! Now I love him like I
loved my former guy slave, and spend evenings watching TV, hanging out, helping
him do "coding" -- I'm not sure
what that is, but he sure makes funny sounds
when I run down his arm and peck at his
computer. He always gives me tasty stuff to eat,
and laughs at my jokes. Here we are, sharing
some frozen yogurt.........
Background music: Free Bird,
by Lynryd Skynryd.
I chose this theme song for Dash
because I didn't have to pay
a ransom for him. He came here
because a nice young woman
saw our parrot web page, and
wanted a new home for Dash.
The lyrics say it all....
"If I leave here tomorrow, will
you still remember me?"
Thanks, Nadine, for the gift
of your beloved Dash birdie.
Dash and I know that you will
remember him always.
Back to the Parrot
This webpage was created by Sue
I hope you enjoyed it as much
as I did, in
creating it.... with a little
green guy on my
shoulder.... offering comments